Fun fact #4: I am never calm. I usually look calm on the outside, but on the inside I’m this fiery inferno of rage and torment just waiting to be unleashed. On a bad day, this guy at cub decided to yell at me for him shoving his cart in front of me, and after he said, “You dumbass”. I flipped my shit onto the floor and started cussing him out and I flipped over his cart and started to kick the living shit out of, what I think was, his bacon and ringed bolongne. Long story short, I’m always angry so don’t piss me off because I cannot control myself.